Welcome to the Ooh Tray: reviews you can trust. But won’t.

The five-point promise:

1. All reviews will be in English
2. You can take them home to Mother (just not your mother)
3. No hype
4. No group think
5. No star ratings.

Remember, real reviews (as opposed to consumer previews) are a companion piece to the work under glass. They discuss the entire work. You’ll be warned in advance and consequently all complaints will be reduced to spam.

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