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To contact the editor, Ed Whitfield, e-mail: editor@theoohtray.com. Polite Tweets are also accepted (no death threats, no marriage proposals): @TheOohTray

E-mail is the contact point for questions, post queries and submissions.

Contributors are sought around the clock, with the utmost discretion. We never speak to husbands, wives, employers or second families.

If you have a distinctive voice, transferable to the medium of text, and would like to use it to illuminate your peers and the peers of your peers, then get in touch. A bountiful CV/Resume is not required. A deep dissatisfaction with the quality of criticism in disposable print publications, a desire to better it and the moxie to do so, is.